nongzeph_

print("I <3 U")

nongzeph_ is a Thai writer living in the sovereign country called Singapore. Best known for print("I <3 U"), he writes New Adult, slice-of-life, and boys’ love romance that blends chaos, emotion, and a touch of humor that no one really asked for—but everyone secretly enjoys.

His stories dive deep into the warmth of connection and the messiness of love, often blurring the line between laughter and heartbreak. With a signature mix of wit, vulnerability, and late-night energy, nongzeph_ creates worlds that feel startlingly real—where every glance, every word, and every silence tells a story.

When he’s not writing, he’s probably out shopping for things he doesn’t need and later questioning all of his life decisions in the name of “retail therapy.”

FAQ

• Where do you usually write?
• It depends on my mood… sometimes in Starbucks, sometimes in my school’s library, sometimes at my school’s foyer. :D
• Laptop or Desktop?
• Laptop for all my heart. I felt like Laptop is easier for me to carry, though. Can you carry an entire set of PC (e.g. Monitor, Keyboard, Mouse, the PC itself, HDMI cables, and power cable.) to Starbucks?
• Can you tell us your age?
• Old enough to understand the function of dick. That's all I can tell.
• How do you get your idea?
• Interesting question. I have no idea how I got ideas for my novel. It just popped up in my head and I just wrote it out on the spot. If my computer was on, I’ll just dump my shit there. If not, I’ll just grab my notebook and jot down my lewd ideas.
• Will you write more books or any story?
• If I want to.
• Do you have any social account?
• Here.
• What’s the meaning behind nongzeph_?
• Guess it on your own, darling.
• What’s your real name?
• The Most Elite Supreme Mistress Christina Yoon. ;)
• He or she?
• or.
• What’s your gender?
• Horndog.
• What’s your nationality?
• Thai and San Eunosian.
• What’s your favorite drink?
• Starbucks’ Chocolate (Chip) Cream Frappuccino and Starbucks' Signature Hot Chocolate (change from Regular Milk to Oatmilk because I can't really drink cow milk. I'm Asian, after all.)
• What inspired you to become an author?
• My sex-crazed life. Yes. ;) (Actually, I don't know. I just want to write. ALTHOUGH, my job is not about being a writer at all. It's a very different from this path. Crazy, I know. But, what can I do? I'm just that talented after all.)
• Do you have experience in sex?
• If I can describe it in my novel, what is that supposed to mean?
• What turned you on the most?
• My children, Z and T, having sex. >w<
• Why does Z, Zeph, and you have the same birthday?
• Because I don’t want to remember lots of people’s birthday. My memory isn’t that good.
• Can you tell us your laptop?
• HP ProBook 440 G11. It’s really good, to be honest. I love how corporate it is haha.
• What’s your home office setup?
• I don’t have one. I always work outside my house.
• Why don’t you want to work inside your house?
• To be honest with everyone, I can’t work inside my house because I don’t like how depressed it is… imagine that your right side is toilet, your left side is your wardrobe, and in front of you is a wall. How cool is that?
• How can I contact you?
• nongzeph/contact
• What’s your favorite brand?
• A lot. I personally have Kenzo in my closet and to be honest, the quality is very good! Another brand that I would say I love it so much is… UNIQLO. The contrast is very big, I know. I just love their Ultra Stretch Pants. It suits me. Haha.
• What’s your favorite food?
• Fried Chicken
• What’s your routine?
• So… there’s two parts!
  For weekdays, I wake up, shower, eat breakfast, go to school, wait for a free period / recess, write some chapters, pack up, come back home, write more, eat dinner, and shower again, and sleep.
  For weekends, I wake up, write, shower, go out to find a very nice café spot to write, intense writing, come back home, eat dinner, write more, shower, and sleep!
• What’s your word per minutes?
• It really depends on the day! Sometimes it’s 80 wpm, my peak is 113 wpm. Crazy, I know.
• Are there times you felt burnout?
• It would be weird if I said no.
• Why do you always write 2,000+ words per chapters?
• I write a lot so readers can enjoy the story to the maximum! To the core of that chapter, you know what I mean? Hehe.
• I love you.
• Me too.
• How to pronounce your name?
• If you know Hangul, it’s like 넝셉 (nEOng-seb), and if you know Thai, it’s like น้องเซ็ป (N̂xng sĕp)
• What do you do if you’re not writing?
• Busy doomscrolling and burning money (aka retail therapy).
• Do you use TikTok?
• haha no. if I use TikTok, I would've already put the TikTok link on this website.
• Are you a full-time writer?
• Not really.
• What do you listen to while working?
• PLAVE. Gidarilge all my life.
• What is your favorite trope for romance?
• Stepbrother. (Don't cancel me, please.)
• Since your favorite trope is... stepbrother, why?
• What do you mean why? I mean, for sex addict like me, I can’t just go around and swing my ass for any guy I've met, right? So, wouldn’t it be nice for me to just stick to one guy, and keep having sex with? Also, since he’s your step brother, you can ask him anytime you want. (I don’t care whether he’s older or younger. A brother is a brother to me.) But of course, consent is always a must. You can’t just pull your step brother to your room and force him to have sex with you, right? Anyway, if my step brother (which unfortunately, I don't have! I'm an only child.) is horny, I can just get fucked by him without me asking him. (Since he’s my stepbrother, that also means that he’s not really blood related. So, I won’t feel that bad after all.)
• What software do you use to write?
• Many writers use Scrivener, Google Docs, etc. But I personally use AND like Microsoft Word because my company already bought the license for Microsoft 365 Business. Tech stuff, I know. I won't talk much about it. But TL;DR, I already bought it so I need to use it, got it? Also, when I type anything in Word, the cursor is holy smooth (must be Word for Windows, though. Word for Mac doesn't have a smooth cursor... which, I also don't understand WHY did Microsoft decided to do that.) I know that this feature does not really important, compared to the content I've produced. But hey, at least it’s a gimmick that will ease my eyes a bit…?